Abortion
From Church of Illuminati
The cancellation of a pregnancy, aka pwnage of a fetus.
The one and only recommended way is to let an authorized person perform it.
Unsafe methods, like Falcon punch, smoking, pull outs or excessive drinking are common in sexist countries where abortion is illegal.
Back alley abortions
A back alley abortion (named after Back Alley Brawler) is a heavy punch in the lower stomach. The giver has to be a huge muscular man. In most cases, the embryo is destroyed and goes out with the urine. The punch has to be aimed at the right location, or else the women will not be able to have a baby again. If it is performed in the first trimester with great accuracy, failure rates are low. The practice is common in Alby, Sweden.
Abortion Man
A super villain who save a guy from an unwanted pregnancy. The video has upset many aspies who fail to understand that Abortion Man is not a hero. Come on, where's the spandex, and we all know that villains can wear capes from level 20 and up.
Self abortion kits
Handy for DIYers, just buy a kit and do it at home.
