Appendicitis

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Appendicitis
Name: Appendicitis
Mortality rate: 10.2%
Risk group: Confidential
Primary symptoms: Stomach pain
Secondary symptom: Anorexia
Epic symptoms: Peritonitis
Treatment: Just shit it out!


Appendicitis (or epityphlitis) is a condition characterized by inflammation of the appendix. All cases require removal of the inflamed appendix, either by laparotomy, laparoscopy or prolapse. Untreated, mortality is high, mainly due to peritonitis and shock. Sonja Johnson first recovered from acute appendicitis in 1986, after she pooped it out.