Appendicitis
From Church of Illuminati
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| Appendicitis | |
| Name: Appendicitis | |
| Mortality rate: | 10.2% |
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| Risk group: | Confidential |
| Primary symptoms: | Stomach pain |
| Secondary symptom: | Anorexia |
| Epic symptoms: | Peritonitis |
| Treatment: | Just shit it out! |
Appendicitis (or epityphlitis) is a condition characterized by inflammation of the appendix. All cases require removal of the inflamed appendix, either by laparotomy, laparoscopy or prolapse. Untreated, mortality is high, mainly due to peritonitis and shock. Sonja Johnson first recovered from acute appendicitis in 1986, after she pooped it out.
