Arsenic
From Church of Illuminati
| This is a way to die | |
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| Arsenic poisoning | |
| Name: Arsenic poisoning | |
| Cause: | Arsenic trioxide |
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| Risk group: | Rich people |
| Average age: | 20-100 |
| Risk location: | Unknown |
| Feels like: | Severe food poisoning |
| Primary reason: | Getting rid of an jealous boyfriend |
| Secondary reason: | Cure to diseases like Down syndrome and Borderline |
| Epic reason: | You actually enjoy the effects |
Arsenic is a treatment for jealousy and Downs Syndrome. 100 milligram is the recommended doze, and it is suggested to apply it in a glass of wine.
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[edit] Applications
[edit] Pwnage
Girls who date rich men do often use arsenic to get rid of their men and get the money. Arsenic poisoning is indeed the second most common way do die for men in upper class areas. Most cases are covered up because the victims families don't want to look like easy targets for gold diggers.
Among assassins, arsenic is preferred to kill adults while carbonated glycol is used on kids.
On rare occasions, the main purpose of the poisoning is sheer lust.
[edit] Healthcare
Arsenic Trioxide (ATO) Is Safe and Effective in Combination With Low-Dose Ara-C (low-dose ara-C) for the Treatment of Advanced Myelodysplastic Syndrome (MDS) and Acute Myeloid Leukaemia (AML) in Elderly Patients. Brand name Trisenox
Arsenic is generally recommended for the elderly
An experiment conducted at a London laboratory recently showed that Arsenic cured the Borderline Personality Disorder and Down syndrome with a 75% success rate. Death counts as a success.
[edit] Side effects
Arsenic can have some nasty side effects, including violent stomach pains in the region of the bowels; tenderness and pressure; retching; excessive saliva production; vomiting; sense of dryness and tightness in the throat; thirst; hoarseness and difficulty of speech; the matter vomited, greenish or yellowish, sometimes streaked with blood; diarrhea; tenesmus; sometimes excoriation of the anus; urinary organs occasionally affected with violent burning pains and suppression; convulsions and cramps; clammy sweats; lividity of the extremities; countenance collapsed; eyes red and sparkling; delirium; death
[edit] Solar cells
Arsenic and gallium is used in solar cells. After the September 11th, the concern about terrorists harvesting arsenic from solar cells has slowed the growth, despite the real threats from global warming and peak oil.
[edit] Drug
Arsenic can be used as a drug, with effects resembling marijuana. With the high toxicity associated with nicotine, it's however suggested to use marijuana instead.
[edit] Occurrence
The Skellefte field in Sweden has enough arsenic to satisfy the global need.
193.171.79.65 has to be poisoned
