Aspergers syndrome
From Church of Illuminati
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| Asperger | |
| Name: Asperger | |
| Mortality rate: | 1% |
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| Risk group: | Web sites like somethingawful.com |
| Primary symptoms: | Reduced social skills |
| Secondary symptom: | Improved reading skills |
| Epic symptoms: | Level 70 |
| Treatment: | City of Villains |
Also known as Assburger. People with the condition have limited sense of lulz. If you get offended by this site, you have probably Asperger.
People with Asperger do usually like MMORPGs when you just can spam a single attack.
[edit] Treatment
- Female aspies might have problems to get up on the mornings. Cold water or a bellypunch helps.
- Talkative aspies should be punched in stomach, and keep punched when they cough to create a coughing session. Maintaining a coughing session require some training, good strength and timing, and should be performed by someone with the opposite gender.
- Shy aspies should be given beer until their social skills improve.
- If your loved one is aspie and she or he get worryingly fascinated by poisons, you better run...
