Autism
From Church of Illuminati
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| Autism | |
| Name: Autism | |
| Mortality rate: | < 1% |
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| Risk group: | MPR Vaccin |
| Primary symptoms: | Confidential |
| Secondary symptom: | Confidential |
| Epic symptoms: | Division by zero |
| Treatment: | Unknown |
Autism means that someone is entrapped in his own mind. Autism is sometimes used as an excuse for parents with Münchhausen syndrome by proxy to deny vaccination to their children.
The opposite of autism is the much worse condition known as Socialist Personality Disorder.
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[edit] Benefits
- Autistic children are usually more capable on entertaining themselves, which means that the parents have more time on their own.
- Autists are less likely to force other into social contexts, it even applies to really young ones!
[edit] Curiosity
A minority of the autists can divide by zero
[edit] Illuminati connection?
There is no connection between Illuminati and autism. While elitist societies might want to alter the people's mind in a particular way, they would definitely prefer obsessive-conformists to autists.
