Borderline personality disorder
From Church of Illuminati
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| Name: Borderline | |
| Mortality rate: | 40% |
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| Risk group: | High patogenic strains of Nodantyvirus |
| Primary symptoms: | Attention whore, manipulations, suicide threats |
| Secondary symptom: | Eating disorders, alcoholism |
| Epic symptoms: | Suicide in acid bath |
| Treatment: | Arsenic |
Borderline personality disorder is a clinical term for those generally recognized as so supremely fucked up that insurance companies will pay for them to be tranquilized. If you have borderline personality disorder you should kill yourself. Seriously, there's no hope for people like you. Just die.
Anyone claiming to have Borderline personality disorder OTI are of course, wonderful trollbait and contain more lulz-per-pound than a furry convention. However, if you ever see one of these special individuals IRL, trolling is ill-advised. BPD can make some people very dangerous and they could become violent given enough irritation. However, if you do decide to risk being decapitated by a raving lunatic, you'd best have a witness there to film that shit and put it on YouTube.
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Cause
Congenital soullessness is suggested as a cause, according to a study by Dr Aeon.
Treatment
As there is currently no widely tested treatment, isolation in order to protect family members, carers and friends is advised. Never ever think of establishing a relationship with a borderline person.
However, according to a recent study, arsenic trioxide has proved to work in 70-80 percent of the cases.
