Bulimia nervosa
From Church of Illuminati
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| Unknown | |
| Name: | |
| Pwnage probability: | 11.4% |
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| Primary symptoms: | Vomiting |
| Secondary symptom: | Insanity |
| Epic symptoms: | Violation of Waste Disposal Act |
| Classification | |
| Group: | Group IV |
| Order: | Flaviviridae |
| Family: | Nodantyvirus |
| Genus: | Promia |
Tokyo's Mainichi Daily News reported that a 25-year-old bulimic woman from Toyoda, Japan, was arrested for massive violations of the country's Waste Disposal Act after being identified as the person who has, for over a year, been illegally dumping about 60 pounds a week of vomit that she had collected in plastic bags. She said, according to police, "I didn't want to throw away the vomit near my home, so I took it to faraway places."
[edit] Why did the bulimic cross the road?
- To go to the rest room at the 7-eleven
- to buy a copy of wasted
- to buy a 30 pack of Tupperware to store vomit in.
