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Glycol poisoning
Name: Glycol poisoning
Cause:	Ethylene glycol
Risk group:	Noisy children
Average age:	4-9
Risk location:	Unknown
Feels like:	Sweet
Primary reason:	Invading your garden
Secondary reason:	Disturbing your reading
Epic reason:	You mix it with soft drinks

Ethylene glycol (monoethylene glycol (MEG), 1,2-ethanediol, IUPAC name: ethane-1,2-diol) is an alcohol with two -OH groups (a diol), a chemical compound widely used as an automotive antifreeze. In its pure form, it is an odorless, syrupy liquid with a sweet taste.

Glycol is also handy for intoxicating children. If carbonated, it looks and tastes like Sprite.

The primary symptoms of glycol poisoning consists of neurological symptoms including victims appearing to be intoxicated, exhibiting symptoms such as dizziness, headaches, slurred speech, and confusion. Over time, the body metabolizes ethylene glycol into other toxins, first to glycolaldehyde, which is then oxidized to glycolic acid, glyoxylic acid, and finally oxalic acid. Secondary symptoms are a result of accumulation of these metabolites and consists of tachycardia, hypertension, hyperventilation, and metabolic acidosis. Epic symptoms of ethylene glycol poisoning is the result of kidney injury, leading to acute kidney failure.

Warnings

Pwning your husband with glycol is considered noob. Use Arsenic instead.