From Church of Illuminati

Gastroenteritis
Name: Gastroenteritis
Mortality rate:	< 1%
Risk group:	Bad stuff in gut
Primary symptoms:	Diarrhea
Secondary symptom:	Vomiting
Epic symptoms:	Weight loss
Treatment:	No needed

Gastroenteritis is also known as "stomach flu". A quick way to lose weight.

See also

• Winter vomiting disease
• Food poisoning