God

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According to some fairytales, the Creator of the Universe.

Did create Adam as a draft before she created the perfect human being, Eve.

Known capabilities

  • Creating matter and energy out of nothing
  • Dividing by zero
  • Creating a rock larger than she can lift
  • Cause more than ninety percent of the population to believe she is a man
  • Reboot the universe
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