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Illuminati is the oldest and largest world wide fraternity dedicated to the Brotherhood of Man under the Fatherhood of a Supreme Being. Although of a religious nature, Illuminati is not a religion. It urges its members, however, to be faithful and devoted to their own religious beliefs.

Common questions

Illuminati control everything

False. While we always strive to increase our influence, we're nowhere close to the goal. In a political context, we have approx 23 percent control of Sweden and around 11 percent when it comes to USA and Great Britain. On a global scale, our control is around five percent.

Illuminati supports fascism

False. Fascism is the merger of state and economics, aka corporatism. We support capitalism.

Illuminati kills people

True. While our kills are nowhere near the counts of the communism, fascism, nazism and patriarchy, we're responsible for a six-figured number of death throughout history. The kills are however made to thwart severe threats to the existence of mankind, like previous examples. However, even we fail sometimes, which may result in excessive killing or limited effects. We are for example responsible for all kills that people tend to associate with capitalism. Operation Condor was an Illuminati plot.

Illuminati orchestrates terrorism

Not longer. Throughout the history, we have learned that the social effects of terrorist acts are unpredictable. We do therefor no longer orchestrate terrorism.


Being a member of the Illuminati grants you better opportunities to get well paid and live a wealthy life. You will also get insider information about important world events.

Conspiracy theories

While some conspiracy theories are funny, they are usually based on left-wing jealousy rather than research

Known members