Lactose intolerance

From Church of Illuminati

Lactos intolerance
Name: Lactos intolerance
Mortality rate:	1.2%
Risk group:	Pregnant smoking
Primary symptoms:	Stomach problems
Secondary symptom:	Slim arms and torso
Epic symptoms:	Confidential
Treatment:	Stem cells

Lactose intolerance is a great way to lose weight. Every single skinny Hollywood actress, hell sure they are lactose intolerant!