Mr Goatse
From Church of Illuminati
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| Mr Goatse | |
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| Origin: | Technology |
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| Archetype: | Corruptor |
| Level: | 13 |
| Primary Set: | Fire Blast |
| Secondary Set: | Dark Miasma |
| Epic Set: | Confidential |
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| Real Name: | Kirk Johnson |
| Identity: | Secret |
| Aliases: | None |
| Species: | Human |
| Date of Birth: | Unknown |
| Age: | Unknown |
| Height: | 190 cm |
| Weight: | ??? |
| Build: | Heavy |
| Eye Colour: | Confidential |
| Hair Colour: | Brown |
| Skin Complexion: | Confidential |
| Distinguishment: | Confidential |
| Medical Status: | Dual Y chromosomes |
| Financial Status: | Confidential |
| Religion: | Satanist |
| Sexuality: | Tri |
| Marital Status: | People's domain |
| Known Relatives: | Confidential |
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| Nationality: | Xmas Island |
| Ethnicity: | Confidential |
| Legal Status: | Confidential |
| Place of Birth: | Confidential |
| Education: | Confidential |
| Occupation: | Porn star |
| Group Affiliations: | Last Meassure |
| Base of Operations: | Confidential |
| Residency: | Confidential |
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| Known Abilities | |
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| Equipment | |
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| Awards and Collections | |
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During the last 70s, the secret Feminist Institute of Gender Genetics experimented with making men pregnant. If two men with the XY chromosome pattern actually breed, 25 percent of the outcome is female (xx), 50 percent is male (xy), and 25 percent is a hypothetical gender with double y-chromosomes. The government covered it and the results of the effort are not known. The project is abandoned, and there are no people with dual y’s out there…
Until now, when Mr Goatse went to Rouge Isles. The Mercy Island hospital explained “his” excessive body hair growth and human horns with dual y-chromosomes. “He” is therefore not just a man; it’s a brand new sex.
Mr Goatse has some similarities to the ancient creature Behemoth, mentioned in the Book of Job, 40:15-24. The research about ancient dual y’s is however classified.
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Affiliations
Enemies : All easy-offended noobs all around the world
Supergroup:: Alliance of Power and Domination
Allies: Baracus, Sonja Johnson
Personality
People describe him very scary
History
...to be written...
Powers
Primary Powers
Mr Goatse is the master of fire! When he's around, it'll rain fire, cats and dogs!
Secondary Powers
With Dark Miasma, he can drain the life of her enemies and redistribute it to his allies
Travel powers
Being an internet meme, the power of choice is teleportation
Vulnerabilities
If internet cease to exist, he is gone period.
Trivia
Dual Y chromosomes
A creature with dual Y chromosomes is technically neither male nor female. In humans, yy is associated with tall stature, excessive hair growth, horns and low-pitch voice. Because yy require both parents to be male, or one male and one yy, it never occur naturally.
Trisexuality
As yy is a sex aside of men and women, an individual with desire to all those three sexes aren’t just bisexual but trisexual.
Feminist Institude of Gender Genetics (F.I.G.G)
A secret research organization that experimented with making men pregnant.
