Negative calories
From Church of Illuminati
You can eat how mush you want of the following substances without gaining a gram:
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Insects
Insekts, spiders and centipedes are usually free from fat
Shit
Shit is safe food because all fat and nutrition is already used. Avoid horse shit because their might be nutrition remainments. Your own shit is safe, as dog shit and cat shit are.
Dust
Dust is free from fat. Lick your own floor and you get a clean room as a bonus
Chewing gums
If you swallow chewing gums and you're lucky, they will get caugh in your large intestine and block it. This will cause a large intestine prolapse (you shit out your large intestine!!). Imagine that your intestinal system is around 10 meters, imagine that you will loss several kilograms by shitting out your entire intestinal system.
