Nodanty

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Nodanty
Name: Nodanty
Pwnage probability: 5-90%
Primary symptoms: Diarrhea
Secondary symptom: Encephalopathy
Epic symptoms: Hemorrhage
Classification
Group: Group IV
Order: Flaviviridae
Family: Nodantyvirus
Genus: None

Nodanty is a genus of viruses in the Flavi family, which cause pneumonic or gastroneural disease. Strains that hit the neural systems are also known as wijnja virus.

Contents

Types

  • Wijnja Netherlands
  • Wijnja Carolina
  • Nodanty Thule
  • Wijnja Baltic
  • Nodanty Serafina
  • NIDS

Symptoms

Basic symptoms include stomach pain, vomiting, diarrhea, fever, headache, anxiety, lethargy, acid reflux and rapid weight loss.

More serious infections manifest as very high fever, stomach cramps, neural disturbances, hallucinations, severe head ache, panic attacks, intussusception, prolapse, eyes read and sparkling, paleness of the skin.

An epic infection also manifests as cytolysis, hemorrhage, neural death, lividity of the extremities, seizures, multi-system dystrophy, hypotonia, genital dystrophy, multiple neuropsychiatric disorders, breathing arrest, progeria.

There's also an "AIDS" variant, NIDS. It is sexually transmitted, mostly anally. Symptoms include a gruesome inflammation of the rectum, increased sexuality, rage and immune modification. Most infected dies within five years due to immune deficiency.

Treatment

Prognosis

Pandemic potential

The mortality rate of a wijnja virus is dependent on the patients neural type. Some strains are very lethal to people with adhd, while other is dangerous to autists and some mostly kills neurotypical individuals. In a society with little neurodiversity, a strain that target the one and only neurotype can decimate the population.

A local outbreak in Russia (possible Wijnja Carolina) killed 98 percent of the population in a village. The population had very poor neurodiversity as a result of forced conformity as a result of communism. If the world ever fall prey to global collectivism, no matter if its commies, nazis or jihadists, those viruses will sooner or later pwn us.

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