Colon prolapse
From Church of Illuminati
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| Colon prolapse | |
| Name: Colon prolapse | |
| Mortality rate: | 94% |
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| Risk group: | anorexics, old people |
| Primary symptoms: | Severe anal pain |
| Secondary symptom: | Feeling of emptiness |
| Epic symptoms: | Permanent tail |
| Treatment: | Unknown |
It will look like a giant turd, up to six feet long and four inches thick. No, it's not something you pick up from your dog or flush in the toilet. You are very likely going to die.
In this condition, your intestinal system will be prolapsed trough anus. Well, a rectal prolapse is not a critical condition if you get yourself to a hospital quickly, but here we are talking Large Intestine Prolapse! Prior to the defecation of death, you may feel like an alien worm moves inside your lover torso. After a burst of liquid diarrhea that looks like an enema mass ejection ala tubgirl, your anus will s-l-o-w-l-y extract a 1-meter long huge turd under extreme pain. But it isn't poop, it's your large intestine! "I call 911", you say, but thanks to a strange phenomena called defecation syncope, you'll probably faint before you can even dial the number.
Putting it back is not very easy too, the complicated operation that is required to fix a colonic prolapse have a mere 35 percent success rate at best, and takes at least eight hours.
