Self injury

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Self-injury is a somewhat popular hobby among anorexics, and once they discover how mush attention it makes; they'll do it for living. However, there is a big catch; it makes you ugly. Scars in your face can pull down your sex appeal to zero, and which guy wants to have sex with a girl whose infected scars look like a dirty bite of a rattlesnake?

There is another problem too, if you really want to develop self-injury as a hobby, as others play MMORPGs, read books or collect stamps, you will be bored of doing it by yourself all the time. Ask a friend to injure you instead. Most people will think that you are insane, so keep asking. If they get on by hurting you, but don't like blood and shit; bellypunching may be a good compromise. Just ask your friend to work your abs over and dig his fist deep into your tummy. Many people secretly think it's funny to punch people in the stomach. A great bonus is that you don't get ugly scars.

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