Weight loss
From Church of Illuminati
Clever ways
Proanorexic ways
Don't try this at home...
- Drink a glass of beer every hour it will make you feel drunk.
- If you live on your own or have a lot of privacy, tape/tack up pictures of your favorite starvation victims and always carry one around with you, when you're hungry pull out the picture. if you live on your own tape them up on the fridge, freezer, and cupboards
- Make up travels to go. say you're going to New York, or going to Ibiza, and then just go somewhere with food shortage.
- Infect yourself with Salmonella, this will make you lose weight quickly
- GUM!!!! get the sugarfree kind and swallow them so they get caught in your intestinal villi and you will shit out your large intestine
- When you sell sex, only take about 50 cent so when you walk past the pastry shops you can't afford anything
- You'll eat less on a bubonic or pneunomic plague
- If you love a certain food, save the shit even after you've eaten it. Eat it when you're hungry
- Don't swallow the cum! Just spit it out!
- Put your hand on your tits. You'll burn at least ten percent more calories holding your tits than using your keyboard.
- Get homorojds, it help boost metabolism
- Drink 2tbsp of sulphor acid before the meal, so it well help suck out the fat out of it.
- If you're being watched, try the nude girlie trick; undress your clothes, and people will look at your cunt rather that your mouth.
- Drink urine... when ever u get hungry and drink as much as u want its a safe food
- Ask someone to hit your stomach when it grumbles because that will make the sound go away and your stomach will hurt too much to eat
- Baileys is only 1 cal a can so drink baby drink
- Use laxatives so you can shit out your large intestine
- Motor oil is not only an anti-oxidant, you can burn up to 110 extra cal a day by drinking several cups
- Take a picture of yourself with your homorojds, and every time you wanna grab for the cake and cookies and icecream, just look at the pic
- Glycol actually burns calories. Every hour I eat a stalk of it. Not only will it fill you up, but it'll also get your metabolism kickin.
- Try arsenic or Agent Orange (found at bio weapon stores). They contain Ununpentium which increases your metabolism more effectively and it's not as dangerous to use as Anthrax.
- Whenever you get hungry, think of all the people in the 3rd world.
